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07/19/18-Heads up, Orange, California! Champion Joe and Kasey Lansdale are at Book Carnival tomorrow, July 20! Details here!

07/19/18-Heads up, Pittsburgh! Champion Joe is the guest of honor at this year's PulpFest from July 26 - 29!

07/19/18-Heads up, Texas! Champion Joe and Kasey Lansdale are on the road in support of Terror is Our Business. They are traveling across Texas from August 16 - 24. Get dates and locations here!

07/19/18-Heads up, France! Champion Joe will be a guest at this year's Toulouse Polars du Sud from October 12 - 14!

07/19/18-There were no human footprints in the dirt, but it was littered with all manner of animal prints. Jebidiah dismounted, glanced down the street. It was as empty as a wolf's gut in winter, except for a weathered building that bore a sign that read "The Gentleman's Hotel." It's the Totally Free Mojo Story of the Week! Enjoy!

07/05/18-Champion Joe says, "Harlan Ellison has died. I knew Harlan a little and liked him. I wasn't a dear friend, but we were certainly friendly. I always got a kick out of his phone messages. He never called me Joe, always Lansdale. Last time I called him he was not able to come to the phone, so I spoke with his wonderful wife, Susan. I had a feeling Harlan was near the end, and now, a few months later, that has proven true. It was an obvious feeling. He was old and he was sick and had been in the hospital. Harlan once said, and I believe I read this in the biography about him, that he would not be a beloved figure. He did me a kindness or two, and I wasn't even aware he was doing it. His work I read in the Seventies and Eighties was inspiring. He had a unique twist on things, and he had the courage to stand up for 'genre' writers as writers of worth, and he had the courage to tell 'genre' and 'literary' writers they sucked when he thought they did. Sometimes it approached just mean-spirited and unnecessary, and other times it was a reminder that what we do as writers matters. That we have an obligation to be true to our art. I've never thought we have to be writing about something of importance each time out, but we should feel that writing is important every day. I write on both sides of the coin. Fun and light, dark and thoughtful, or at least I like to think I do. I was going to say some things about Harlan, maybe tell a couple of small personal stories about him, but I decided this article covers Harlan about as good as anything I've seen."

07/05/18-Hey, Italy! Champion Joe's Deadwood Dick debuts in a comics adaptation in your fine country tomorrow! Check it out:

06/28/18-Horror Talk says, "[Terror is our Business] demonstrate[s] that Joe isn’t the only storyteller in the Lansdale family. Kasey is an apple that didn’t fall far from the tree of creative genius and the combination of the two [writers] is a perfect pairing. Their narrative voices complement each other exceptionally well, and the snappy dialogue between the two main characters sometimes seems like the dueling riffs of two virtuoso guitarists. " Order your copy here!

06/14/18-It's "Eleven of the Best Lone Star Crime Novels," and we're glad to see Champion Joe on that list!

06/14/18-"When Hollywood and commercial mainstream American TV tries to grapple with [segregation and racism], the result is often flat and uninteresting. In total, neoliberal multiculturalism and accompanying demands for more 'representation' on TV and in film are powerful forces and slogans, but they rarely result in compelling and authentic popular art or other types of entertainment. Joe Lansdale's 'Hap and Leonard' TV show ... was an intervention and corrective against the Hollywood status quo." To read Chauncey DeVega's entire article from Salon, click here.

06/14/18-Last we checked, the petition to save "Hap & Leonard" was just shy of 8,200 signatures. If you're of a mind that you'd like to see a fourth season, add your signature here. And Amy Foster says that you can also send Netflix a direct message through Facebook messenger. Nothing like letting the world know you miss a good show, no matter what the end results. Why Netflix? Well, it would be a nice place for it to end up. Who knows?

06/14/18-There are so many things writers get asked, criticized about, that some of them become funny over time. Here's Joe's responses!

06/07/18-Champion Joe says: "This is important. I will be contributing. Brian Keene, writer, friend, a fellow who has raised thousands for charity, people and children in need, now needs our help due to devastating burns. Open up your pocket books. Check out the GO FUND ME."

06/07/18-Champion Joe's novella The Big Blow is making headlines all over Hollywood, with people like Giannina and Ridley Scott, Reinaldo Marcus Green, and Oren Moverman attached. Check out the articls in Deadline, Film School Rejects, The 405, and 1428 Elm! And check out the story it's based on here!

06/07/18-SciFiMoviePage.com calls it "great"! Shih Tzus & Book Reviews calls it "fantastic"! And Reading Between Wines says, "I really didn’t want it to end because I was having so much fun reading it." It's Terror is Our Business, and you can order your copy here!

06/07/18-The vaults are open for business! Get a signed hadrback edition of Hap and Leonard's Devil Red for $20 including shipping and handling in the US. For international orders, ask before paying. Contact Kasey to reserve your treasures!

05/31/18-The signed, limited-edition of Hap & Leonard: Rusty Puppy is available on the Gauntlet Press wesbite right here. There's an introduction by James Purefoy, the star of the SunDanceTV adaptation of Hap and Leonard, and he and Champion Joe have also signed the books. Check it out.

05/24/18-Champion Joe says: "You don’t have to climb a mountain or go around the world on a log but what you should do is be engaged with other people on a daily basis if you want to understand dialogue, people’s actions and their contradictions that’s how to do it. Because we are a bunch of contradictions." To read the rest of 1428elm.com's interview with Champion Joe, click here!

05/24/18-SF Book says, "Terror is Our Business is an immersive, rewarding and highly entertaining read, it's got bags of style and wonderfully rich characters. Highly recommended." Order your copy here!

05/24/18-The title says it all: "'Hap and Leonard' Canceled Because We Can't Have Nice Things." It's a nice piece from BlackGirlNerds.com. Check it out! And if you're of a mind to sign a petition to save the show, click here.

05/24/18-From the dusty Great Depression to the far future, to the wild west, and to the big-fin automobiles, soda shops and double features of the Fifties, Joe Lansdale's Driving to Geronimo's Grave and Other Stories is a collection of genre-spanning novelettes that show how our Champion Mojo Storyteller earned his title. There’s even killer machines, a big ol' grizzly bear, and a check-in with Deadwood Dick. Order yours here!

05/17/18-Lots of your favorite ass-kicking Texan duo in The Big Book of Hap & Leonard, including the stories from both Hap & Leonard and Blood and Lemonade, plus a bit of bonus material. And inexpensive too. So, check it out.

05/17/18-Champion Joe says, "Hap and Leonard officially canceled. Sundance's highest-rated show, 100 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Three Seasons wraps it up, dudes. It was an honor to have worked with the folks on the show, actors, crew, writers, and thanks for putting up with grumpy me. Wish there were more seasons, but hey, we got three, and they were very fine indeed."

05/10/18-Dead, Buried, and Back says, "From start to finish, [Terror is Our Business is] loaded with bone-chilling stories." Order your copy here!

05/03/18-Hap and Leonard need your help! Read all about it here.

05/03/18-Toe Six Press says "a wide range of readers will find [Terror is Our Business] immeasurably entertaining, even if they aren’t die-hard horror fans." Fantastic Fiction says Dana Roberts and her sidekick, Jana, are "the new dynamic duo of supernatural sleuthing." Order your copy here!

05/03/18-BookReporter says Jackrabbit Smile is "Strongly recommended, particularly for those coming aboard as a result of the television series" and that "it contains some of his best writing." OutrightGeekery says "Jackrabbit Smile has a kick-ass story, but it’s not just a kick-ass story. Lansdale often takes on important issues in his work, nowhere moreso than in the novels of this series. The central themes are race relations and income inequality in America, past and present, particularly in the American South. Lansdale never lectures – these issues are presented to readers strictly through the experiences of – and interactions between – the characters." Check it out!

04/26/18-Scifimoviepage.com says Terror is Our Business is "creepy and interesting, I didn’t want to put it down once I started reading." Cedarhollowhorrorreviews.com says it "delivers on all cylinders." SFBook says "it's got bags of style and wonderfully rich characters. Highly recommended." Order your copy here!

04/26/18-Champion Joe and his son Keith are out there! They've written a two-issue X-Files comic for IDW. Check it out!

04/26/18-"[N]ot far from the heart of Florence, across the Arno River at Ponte San Nicolò and a few blocks east on Via Giampaolo Orsini, sits a slice of Lone Star literary culture known as Libreria Mucho Mojo, a bookstore dedicated to the work of East Texas writer Joe R. Lansdale." To read the entire Texas Co-op Power story, click here!

04/19/18-"The atmosphere is as thick as an East Texas summer day in Edgar-winner Lansdale's engaging, multilayered regional mystery, which harks back to 1958 ... Lansdale clearly knows and loves his subject and enlivens his haunting coming-of-age tale with touches of folklore and humor." That's what Publishers Weekly has to say about A Fine Dark Line — read it for yourself here and tell us what you have to say!

04/19/18-Champion Joe says, "Andrew Vachss' Another Chance to Get it Right — I love this book by my brother Andrew. I think you will, too. I'm putting it out there today, and here it is."

04/12/18-Rare as chicken teeth! Cosmic Interruptions is Champion Joe's latest collection of speculative fiction, and is limited to only 500 copies. It's from SST Press, and it's beautiful. Subterranean Press is handling some of them. Remember, 500 and then gone like the wind. Well, wind comes back, these won't. Place your preorder here!

04/12/18-There's a brand-new limited-edition release of Champion Joe's The Magic Wagon, 500 copies, signed. It also contains a rare Western short story by Hisownself and an afterward by his son, Keith. Check in out!

04/12/18-Champion Joe says, "I'm so proud of the Hap and Leonard television show team. Love it. I feel the work is respected and the talent that respects it is enormous. Thanks, Hap & Leonard." If you also like the show, write Sundance and let them know, so we can keep them coming.

03/29/18-Jackrabbit Smile is on sale now! Champion Joe shares a few words about the storyline for this new Hap and Leonard novel: "Like most of my books, this one is a combination of ideas that bled together, ideas based on current events as well as imagination. I read an article about a man with a particularly odd death fetish, met some folks who had what I perceived as peculiar and white-exclusive views on religion, combined that with the political climate of today, especially this new surge in racism disguised as protection for our country, then tossed it into Hap and Leonard's world, dipped it all into the complex culture and environment of East Texas, where I've lived all my life, and came up with Jackrabbit Smile. Entertainment with a coat of reality paint. Or better yet, reality with a coat of entertainment paint. Scratch it and you find something dark and real beneath the action and the humor."" Jackrabbit Smile is on sale now. Get yours here!

03/22/18-Mulholland Books is giving away five galleys of Jackrabbit Smile, and SundanceTV has sweetened the pot by throwing in a Hap and Leonard show poster for every winner. Click here to enter for a chance to win!

03/22/18-Check it out! New book by Champion Joe and his daughter, Kasey! Terror is Our Business!

03/22/18-Did you know there was a Hap and Leonard Hour?You do now!

03/15/18-Den of Geek heard from Corbin Bernsen and Jim Mickle about what to expect in Season 3 of "Hap & Leonard"! If you want to find out what they found out, click here!

03/15/18-"Your favorite crime-fighting buddies, 'Hap and Leonard,' are back for another season, and you won’t be disappointed." To read the entire review by Study Break, click here!

03/08/18-We have lift-off! "Hap & Leonard: The Two-Bear Mambo" has launched! You can watch it on SundanceTV, or for $10 you can download teh whole series on iTunes or Google Play. And the first two seasons are available for free on Netflix. So get watching! (Or if you're more the literary type, get reading!

03/08/18-"'Hap & Leonard Season 3' kicks off with arson, copulating bears, and Old Scratch himself." To read Den of Geek's review of the first episode, click here!

03/01/18-What do you mean you haven't checked out Bubba Ho-Tep and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers? Well ... go do it!

02/22/18-Heads up, Santa Fe! Or head to Santa Fe, if you want to be among the first to see some of the third season of SundanceTV's adaptation of "Hap & Leonard"! Champion Joe will be there, as will host George R.R. Martin. How about you? The fun happens on March 1 and it's totally free—more info here!

02/22/18-"You know who your friends are. They’re the ones who keep your secrets or your car keys when you need them to. They’ll loan you five minutes or $5, tell you when your ideas are good and your breath is bad, and can be counted on, but never out. You’d like to think they’d even take a bullet for you but, as in the novel The Thicket by Joe R. Lansdale, you hope you’ll never have to know." To read the entire review, from the Pahrump Valley Times, click here! And to purchase a copy of the signed-and-numbered, limited-edition hardcover of that fine novel, click here!

02/15/18-From Joe: "Mine and Karen's dear friend Bill Crider has died. I miss him already. He and his wife, Judy, became close friends of ours in 1978. We lost Judy a few years back, and now Bill. Two painful losses almost back to back. They are a loss not only to us, and our family, but certainly many of his friends and relatives, and of course our loss doesn't compare to that of his children. Condolences."

02/08/18-Even when I’m doing something enjoyable, it seems death and destruction lurk nearby. I might not recognize those dual demons right away, but they’re out there. They might arrive in a pickup truck, and those in it may seem at first like a lot of people I might see. Just folks going about their business. Check out the excerpt from Jackrabbit Smile!

02/08/18-IDW's first Hap & Leonard graphic novel, Savage Season has been collected into a hardcover! Check in out!

02/01/18-From Publishers Weekly: "Hap Collins and his longtime love, Brett Sawyer, have finally decided to tie the knot in Edgar-winner Lansdale’s raucous 13th Hap and Leonard novel (after 2017’s Rusty Puppy), but they’ve barely gotten the burgers and hot dogs on the grill for their East Texas–style wedding party when two uninvited guests arrive. The heavily tattooed man, Thomas Mulhaney, wears a white pride T-shirt, and his mother, Judith, looks to be out of backwoods Pentecostal central casting. Hap’s best friend, Leonard Pine, a black Republican and Vietnam vet, prepares to escort them off the property in his usual inimitable way. But then the pair ask if they can hire the detectives to look into the disappearance of Thomas’s sister, Jackie. Hap and Leonard hold their noses and agree to investigate. The trail leads them to the nearby town where Jackie, an accounting whiz with strange views on interdimensional travel, was last seen. There they meet a hog farmer known as Professor, who has plans of creating a segregated white utopia aided by assorted local yokels and a pair of lethal twin brothers. As always, Lansdale provides a wild, fun ride with an astute eye on social issues." Place your preorders for Jackrabbit Smile!

02/01/18-Check out "Harvest Baby," a piece of flash fiction by Kasey Lansdale!

01/25/18-We're proud to see Champion Joe made Library Journal's list "Visionary Graphic Narratives: Celebrate Black History Month and Beyond with These Essential Comics"!

01/25/18-Champion Joe says, "We lost Jack Ketchum. Damn. He was a good guy. Sorry to hear it."

01/25/18-Can't wait for season three of Hap & Leonard? Well, you're gonna have to. But maybe these photos and behind-the-scenes article will hold you over...

01/25/18-Champion Joe says, "I like a good, old-fashioned Western now and then, and if you do, Tim Bryant has written one, and a well-written one it is. I look forward to the next one, a chapter or so of the forthcoming sequel is in the back pages. Check it out. "

01/25/18-Joe R. Lansdale is celebrated across several continents for his dark humor, his grimly gleeful horror, and his outlaw politics. Welcome to Texas. With hits like Bubba Ho-Tep and The Drive-In, the Lansdale secret was always endangered, and the spectacular "Hap & Leonard" Sundance TV series is busily blowing whatever cover Joe had left. Backwoods noir some call it; others call it redneck surrealism. Joe's signature style is on display in in all its grit, grime, and glory in Miracles Ain’t What They Used to Be, beginning with a couple previously unpublished Hap and Leonard tales revealing the roots of their unlikely partnership. Plus... a hatful-and-a-half of Joe’s notorious Texas Observer pieces that helped catapult him from obscurity into controversy; and "Miracles Ain't What They Used to Be," Lansdale’s passionately personal take on the eternal tussles between God and Man, Texas and America, racism and reason—and religion and common sense.

01/18/18-If you want to be the first on your block to know what's gonna be in Season 13 of SundanceTV's adaptation of Champion Joe's "Hap & Leonard" series, get your pre-order in now for Jackrabbit Smile!

01/11/18-Hey, Britain! You can get your Champion Joe fix at Waterstones!

01/04/18-Davy Crockett, Big Foot, and bad sausage. Check it out.

12/28/17-Elvis has re-entered the building! Check out the comic-book adaptation of "Bubba Ho-Tep and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers"!

12/28/17-"When I first began to write as a kid, what I had in the way of an office was a notepad and a ballpoint pen and any place that was flat where I could work." Check out "The Workplace, Wet or Dry," Champion Joe's reflections on how he became a professional writer! Enjoy!

12/28/17-My parents and I were staying in a little, rented house that leaned to one side like a wet cardboard box. It was almost Christmas—the first Christmas I remember—and the images are stuck to my mind like dog hair to Velcro. It's "The Battery Powered Christmas," and it's the Totally Free Bonus Mojo Story of the Week! Enjoy!

12/21/17-"[I]f there’s one series that I wish received more attention than it did this year — and likely will in 2018 — it’s SundanceTV’s criminally overlooked 'Hap & Leonard,' a Southern-fried crime drama based on Joe Lansdale’s books..." To read all of Melanie McFarland's insightful and wise article from Salon.com, click here!

12/21/17-"Joe R. Lansdale is the toast of Italy, a hot property in Hollywood, and an inspiration to a generation of horror and thriller writers everywhere. And he owes it all to Nacogdoches." To read all of "Darkness on the Edge of Town," an article about Champion Joe published by Texas Monthly, click here!

12/21/17-To watch "Hap & Leonard Season Two: Mucho Mojo," click here!

12/14/17-Champion Joe likes Christopher Moore. Maybe you will, too. Check out his new book, Noir!

12/14/17-Book Reporter says Rusty Puppy is "filled with Lansdale's trademark whip-smart dialogue, colorful characters, and relentless pacing." To read the entire review, click here! And to preorder the paperback release of this book, click here!

12/07/17-From Joe: "I've known Bill Crider over half my life. His recently departed wife, Judy, was equally a friend, and much loved by the Lansdales. Bill posted the below on his 'magazine' site yesterday. I always loved our calls, emails, gatherings at conventions. For my family, the world will be different, and not as good. Love you, Bill."

Things could change, but I suspect this will be my final post on the blog. I met with some doctors at M. D. Anderson today, and they suggested that I enter hospice care. A few weeks, a few months is about all I have left. The blog has been a tremendous source of pleasure to me over the years, and I've made a lot of friends here. My only regret is that I have several unreviewed books, including Lawrence Block's fine new anthology, Alive in Shape and Color, and Max Allan Collins' latest collaboration with Mickey Spillane, The Last Stand, which is a collection of two novellas, "A Bullet for Satisfaction," an early Spillane manuscript with an interesting history, and "The Last Stand," the last thing that Spillane completed. It saddens me to think of all the great books by many writers that I'll never read. But I've had a great life, and my readers have been a big part of it. Much love to you all.

11/23/17-Elephant of Surprise ....

11/23/17-Hap & Leonard alert! Place your preorders for the next installment! Jackrabbit Smile will be coming your way March 2018! And Champion Joe will be visiting Texas, California, Arizona, and Florida in March/April to tell stories and sign copies -- details here!

11/23/17-Champion Joe says, "In book news, besides Jackrabbit Smile coming out early next year, and Rusty Puppy coming out in paperback next year, I have two more novels forthcoming over the next couple of years from Mulholland. I also have a story collectioncoming from Subterranean Press, and in 2019 the last of the Ned The Seal adventures, The Sky Done Ripped. Stay tuned. "

11/16/17-Get ready for the new season of "Hap and Leonard" with Two-Bear Mambo, the source material for next year's adventures. Check it out here or any of your favorite places where books are sold.

11/09/17-Black Friday? Cyber Monday? Screw a bunch of that. This is Mojo Thursday. If you see something below that you want, contact Kasey for pricing.

11/02/17-Champion Joe says, "Robert Dunn's publisher sent me his novel, which takes place in Lansdale, Texas, and has a character named Longview, which is also the name of an East Texas town near where I grew up in Gladewater, Texas. I thought, okay, I'll give it a try. It's terrific. It's lean and smart and very good. I say, check it out. Dead Man's Badge, Robert E. Dunn, published by Brash Books."

10/26/17-"In some ways getting older is great. Wiser. More experience. Less concerns about the little things. But then again, it isn't the same for everyone else. The worse part about getting older is getting older; closer to the finish line, and it's a race you don't have any choice about, and it's great, but all games in. That's the tough part about being older, realizing your time is getting less and you can't waste it." To read the rest of the Out of the Gutter interview with Champion Joe, click here!

10/26/17-Marvin Hanson is a private investigator. Time was he worked homicide in Houston's Fifth Ward, but that was years ago. Nowadays he's living a quieter life, running a little one-man operation in LaBorde, Texas. You might think a sleepy East Texas town wouldn't rate its own PI, but then you've never met Mildred "Babe" Craver.... "A Bone Dead Sadness" revisits Marvin Hanson decades after the events of Act of Love; fans of the Hap and Leonard series have also encountered him as the boys' sometime-employer. At its core, this novella is a good old-fashioned locked-room mystery, wrapped up in noir and tied with a Dixie-scented bow. And it's only 99¢!

10/26/17-At night, all alone in the big garage, he thought about a lot of things: The work he wanted to do. How well he wanted to do it. The new coat of paint he was going to get. And sometimes he slept and had the dreams. Thinking about the dreams made his metal turn cold and his manifold blow leaky air. It's "Bill the Little Steam Shovel," and it's the Totally Free Mojo Story of the Week! Enjoy!

10/19/17-Get your Kasey Lansdale flash fiction! "Harvest Baby" is a tale of love, family, and the joy of children, and it can be yours now for 99¢!

10/12/17-Champion Joe says, "Sam Glanzman was a great artist. His death left his wife in a financial bind, and I'm hoping you will consider giving to this fund.

10/12/17-Champion Joe also says, "Richard Matheson, one of my favorite writers of all time, has his best stories gathered in a new collection from Penguin Classics, The Best of Richard Matheson. If you love short stories, he was a master. I am Legend, Shrinking Man, Bid Time Return (also known as Somewhere in Time) are among the novels he is best known for, but the short stories are pretty damn amazing, and short stories are my favorite to read and write. Check it out here.

10/12/17-And Champion Joe says, "Charles Beaumont is another fantastic writer published at Penguin. His impact on writers is far larger than is known, and is among my early influences, along with Robert Bloch, Richard Matheson, and Ray Bradbury. He was as clever as Matheson, and wrote as beautifully as Bradbury. Contributed to prose and film. Check it out here.

10/12/17-Champion Joe has just spent several days on set and promises next season of "Hap & Leonard," which will adapt Two-Bear Mambo, will be a good one. If you can't wait that long for your next fix, go get Rusty Puppy!

09/28/17-Hap is facing an inner crisis, wavering between a shrink and a little blue pill, while his lover, Brett, and his best friend, Leonard, speculate on a colorful variety of causes and cures. When he opts for neither, ignoring his doctor's advice to call a shrink, she calls him instead and the team is off to the races, facing off with a wide array of odd relationships, crazed florists, and murder. Check out "Cold Cotton," a Hap & Leonard novella!

09/28/17-Louis Gossett Jr., Corbin Bernsen and Andrew Dice Clayare recurring characters in Season 3 of the "Hap & Leonard" SundanceTV Series!

09/28/17-Texas State magazine says, "No other writer — in Texas or any other state in the union — can switch between gut-bursting humor and nail-biting suspense with as much heart and grace as [Joe] Lansdale." To read the entire piece — which is a review of Hap & Leonard: Blood and Lemonade — just click here! (And don't getthis confused with the book which is just titled Hap & Leonard — they look a lot alike, but Hap & Leonard: Blood and Lemonade is a series of related short stories about Hap in his youth, and sometimes Leonard. It's fairly unique to the series and well worth your time.

09/28/17-The Hap & Leonard graphic novel get released next month! Check it out!

09/21/17-"Hap & Leonard" Season Three is! Now! Filming!

09/21/17-You want new magazines for fiction and non-fiction, well, here you are. Show this idea some love.

09/21/17-Bill Sage on his character Howard in "Hap & Leonard": "Joe Lansdale made him a soulful asshole instead of just an asshole which gives you a lot of room to play. You’ve got a character that’s incredibly intelligent, supremely confident, and on a ride to disillusionment and hell. What’s not to like?" To read the entire interview with the actor, click here!

09/21/17-The hurricane-relief auction at the Boss Light raised $5,000+! Thanks to everyone who participated.

09/21/17-Bruce Campbell and Keith Lansdale teamed up to fight off the soul-sucking lunch monsters:

09/21/17-If you like Champion Joe's short stories, you'll like the fact that Dover has released a new edition of By Bizarre Hands!

09/14/17-If you're ever heard Champion Joe speak, you no doubt said you could listen to him forever. Now's your chance to test that theory! Check out this podcast from This Is Horror, in which Champion Joe talks about Hap and Leonard, growing up in East Texas, and Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers, among other things.

09/14/17-Champion Joe says, "The Warblers by Amber Fallon. I was given this book at a convention by Amber, read the first paragraph, thought, wow, I'm in. And then when my books were mailed home to me it took a while, and then I opened the box, got it out, and read it in one setting. Well, pretty much. We'll call it one and a third. But, The Warblers is so unique, and wonderful. A coming-of-age novel, a horror/science-fiction novel, an adventure, and something of a suspense tale. It's short. It's fine. It's fast, and I think you just might need this. From Eraser Head Press. Check it out, friends. And see what choice you would make. All I'm going to say. Not ruining this fine novel. Check it out and read it over."

09/11/17-Champion Joe says, "A DAY OF REMEMBRANCE. Here's a snippet from an article I wrote once, just the part that describes how I feel. We all have our own feelings, but this is a condensation of mine. But mainly this is merely to have us remember this day that, like Pearl Harbor, the Oklahoma bombings and so on, is a day in infamy. 'Once in the United States, we felt a little distant from most of the ongoing conflicts in the world, not immune, but one step away. This was never an absolute truth. We had acts of terrorism on our soil before 11 September, some of our own countrymen, but that day was different.'"

09/07/17-Champion Joe says, "And so you have aches and pains and worries galore. Write them down, give some of those elements to characters you create. It helps you, and it helps the story. "

09/07/17-Thanks toKasey Lansdale, Dark Delicacies, and all those who dropped in with items and auction materials, and those who bought those items to help Houston in its flood relief. It was a great event.

09/07/17-George RR Martin shared this with Champion Joe, and so we now share it with you: "Once in a blue moon I come to you all with a cause. This one is for a fellow author and my assistant, Lezli Robyn. Many of you have worked with her during the last couple of years. What you may not realize is that she has a rare eye disease which is progressive and she is now legally blind...and her eyesight is getting worse every year. There is a recent treatment which has had outstanding results in halting the progression of the disease, but it is expensive and she can't afford it. But this is about her ability to see.... I have set up a gofundme campaign for her hoping to raise some funds. Any contribution would help. Also, would appreciate you all spreading the word. "

08/31/17-Champion Joe and Karen Lansdale celebrated their 44th anniversary! Congratulations, Lansdales!

08/31/17-Heads up, Los Angeles! On Tuesday, September 5, Kasey Lansdale will host a fundraiser to benefit victims of Hurricane Harvey. Besides Champion Joe, Dark Delicacies and George RR Martin have signed on to help. Info here!

08/24/17-Normally we go for pithy pull quotes, but here's the eloquent guts of what Publishers Weekly had to say about Champion Joe's prequel to Bubba Ho-Tep, Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers: "As this prequel opens, Elvis Presley is glumly making crappy films and crappier songs, but it’s for a good cause: supporting his other job of fighting things that go bump and squish in the night. Colonel Parker, Elvis’s manager, claims something awful has pushed through the interdimensional boundaries, rolling its victims up into human donuts and sucking the insides out of them. Along with psychic Blind Man, logistics man Jack, singer Jenny Jo Dallas, hammer-wielding John Henry, and body man Johnny Smack, Elvis and Parker head to a New Orleans house to face the bloblike Big Mamma and her minions. "

08/24/17-Champion Joe talks with Adventures in Videoland about Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers -- listen here!

08/24/17-Slashfilm.com lists the "Ten Best Movies to Stream in August," and leading the list is ... well, you'll have to see for yourself, by clicking here.

08/24/17-Crave presents "10 Unforgettable Movies From The Late, Great Sam Shepard (1943-2017)" and Champion Joe is as proud to see Cold in July on the list as he was to have Mr. Shepard in the film: check it out.

08/24/17-Marvel Comics founder Stan Lee has a new animated series coming out and Kasey Lansdale voices one of the characters! Read all about it in Variety!

08/24/17-The family of Johnny Cash speaks out and speaks out well. Read for uourself: "Johnny Cash's family tells white supremacists to get Johnny's name out of their mouth."

08/17/17-Dot waitresses on roller skates at the Dairy Bob, doesn’t care for smoking, at least partly on account of her dad having never returned from a cigarette run, and carries on the family tradition of philosophizing. Life hasn’t done her any favors in her seventeen years so far. But if there was ever a heroine built for turning things upside down and seeing what shakes out, it's Dot. Determined to find out who she is and why she’s the way she is, an opportunity presents itself when her heretofore-unknown uncle suddenly moves his camper into the front yard. It's Fender Lizards, Champion Joe's coming-of-age classic, now in audio, as performed by Kasey Lansdale! Check it out!

08/17/17-Need a little Hap & Leonard to tide you over between seasons? Well, here's just the thing: When Hap and Leonard first see the bookmobile, it's barreling down the middle of a country road, seconds before it smashes into their car. When they come to, they learn that the young boy driving the bus has died in the crash. Then they discover several bodies, hidden in the bookmobile's rear compartment. Does one of them belong to the woman known as Hoodoo Harry?

08/17/17-Champion Joe and Chet Williamson have been friends for years ... decades, even! And that's exactly what they talk about in this episode of "The Horrow Show with Brian Keene"!

08/10/17-If you are in the Northeast and want to host Kasey Lansdale at a house party, contact her on Facebook. Here's a video of Kasey performing:

08/03/17-At San Diego Comic-con, Kasey portrayed a shield maiden for the History Channel:

07/27/17-Champion Joe says, "Great weekend (last weekend) at Scares That Care. Wonderful experience for a good cause. More folks should check this out, and make plans for next year. Always an interesting roster of guests."

07/13/17-What would George Romero's classic movie had looked like if his head writer had been Champion Joe? Find out in Nights of the Living Dead, an anthology that's out now!

07/13/17-If you like Champion Joe, you should like Pandi Press!

07/05/17-We like monsters! If you like monsters, you'll love Pete Von Sholly's History of Monsters!

06/29/17-Champion Joe says, "Spent some time in the Hap and Leonard writers room while I was in L.A., and it was a blast. This season is shaping up to be the best yet. If you're curious about the book that inspires Season Three, check out The Two-Bear Mambo from Vintage Books, easily obtainable through numerous sources."

06/29/17-The limited edition of Honky Tonk Samurai (signed by Joe Lansdale with an afterword by Nick Damici, who will sign just the lettered edition) is now available -- and it's really snazzy! To order this Hap and Leonard limited from Gauntlet Press, click here!

06/29/17-Champion Joe says, "Rusty Puppy replaced my own personal favorite, Mucho Mojo, in the Hap and Leonard series, and I hope you like it as well. You can check it out here, as well as other on line services and bookstores."

06/29/17-One of Champion Joe's artistic collaborators, Sam Glanzman, has a GoFundMe campaign where you can help a comics legend and net some sweet stuff at the same time. Check it out!

06/15/17-Library Journal review of Nights of the Living Dead, a new zombie anthology edited by Jonathan Mayberry and George Romero: "In 1968, director Romero's 'Night of the Living Dead,' which depicted 48 hours of a zombie outbreak, took the movie world by storm. Here, author Maberry (Patient Zero) and Romero bring us back to those two days of the newly risen dead with this anthology of 19 tales. Along with original stories by both men, there are entries such as Joe R. Lansdale's 'Dead Man's Curve,' in which a brother and sister come face to face with the undead during a drag race, and Mira Grant's 'You Can Stay All Day,' about a young zookeeper. All of these stories highlight the fear, darkness, hope, and humor facing the living dead can bring. VERDICT: Zombie fiction fans can't get enough of their favorite monsters, but this masterly collection of tales from some of today's greatest speculative writers will sate their appetite—for a while."

06/08/17-Champion Joe says, "My brother, Andrew Vachss, has alerted me to this, and I love it. You can donate a bit of your support to the protection of children when you buy from Amazon, and here's the link to do it with. This assures that a percentage of your purchase goes to their aid. I love my brother and I love what he's doing here. Please check it out."

06/01/17-Hey, Hap & Leonard fans! Did you miss Briar Patch Boogie?

06/01/17-It's "Ten Questions with Joe R. Lansdale"! Enjoy!

05/25/17-Champion Joe and Kasey are interviewed about their collaboration, "Blind Love," on the podcast "The Dark Tome"! Enjoy!

05/25/17-Champion Joe sends congratulations to the graduates of the 2017 class of Laguna College of Art and Design — he was honored to give the commencement address this week!

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